Guys, remember the infamous Mickey Mouse jumper? Yeah, fuck that thing. We have a new hipster jumper champion. It’s a goddamn muppet dressed as a hipster. Just to clarify, what we have here is a hipster wearing a hipster with bonus nostalgia credibility, which makes it even hipper. This has got to qualify as Hipception on at least five separate levels. Well done, Matthew. You have honestly and truly outhipped yourself beyond our wildest dreams.